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Before continuing to read this description, stop and think long and hard about this question: are our secrets safe with you?
If the answer is “no” click here.
If it’s “yes” then keep reading… Now, these blocks aren’t referred to as the “Secret Blocks” just for the fun of it. Sure, we have some fun and we play some games here and there, but this ain’t no joke. This boulderfield is one for the storybooks. Not only will the river-sculpted features of these blocks reach down to you and hold your calloused hand with a touch only comparable to that of your grandmother’s, but there is also a squad of gnomes decked out in fresh new approach shoes (thanks Mad Rock!) waiting night and day to haul your pads for you.
Think it doesn’t get better than this? Well, think again. One dip of your fingertips into the stream flowing throughout the Secret Blocks and you will never have a split tip again. Now I’m no mathematician, but a $25 investment towards a map leading you to the stream of everlasting skin makes much more sense than the $25 you waste on those 8oz bottles of “performance” skin ointment.
So, go digging around in the floorboards of your mid-sized SUV or Sprinter Van and see if you can piece together some spare change to throw our way. Help us help you! Proceed with caution though…Rocky the Raccoon is perched and ready to swipe your Clif Bars.
